It's the gift that keeps on giving.

How it came about, I don't quite remember, but this little piece of incredibleness ended up in my possession after some fuzzy Holiday party or another many years ago. I can't remember when, but it was obviously sometime after 1996. Anyway, the following evening I went to a Christmas dinner, and deftly stashed my loot somewhere among my host's possessions. Either the residents haven't noticed it this whole time, or they have grown fond of their small statue of Dave Maybre..