Monday, January 18, 2010

As a matter of fact, I believe unique is what I seek.

This website is wearing on my patience. Everybody is all "eeeewwwwee, Seeean's so keeewl.. Soulcraft bikes are sooo exceptional... " Well I'm goddamned sick of it. Nobody, in the entire existence of this weblog has made so much as a mention of Redd Foxx's love of Colt 45.
Are we all going to sit here, blindly ignoring the elephant in the room, or is somebody going to grow a pair and take charge on the matter?
As usual, it looks like I'm going to have to grab the bull by the horns, twist, and snap the neck;


Secondly, if Soulcraft was as badass as we all sit here and exclaim day after day, then I suppose we would be seeing more of these coming out of the Petaluma barn, no?


I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I know that I want one. So to Sean, and my compatriots in the trenches of all things Soulcrafty, consider this a challenge.. A thrown gauntlet if you will. Is today going to be a new day filled with the same boring breakfast cereal, or are we going to step up and make the world take notice? I opt for the latter, and it's going to start just as soon as I have some pants on.
Yesterday is a wash, but the future?
The future starts starts right now.

2 comments:

Director Sporty said...

First, you're mixing your metaphors. You say it's all about the Colt 45. But then you say, "Take the bull by the horns". That, my friend, more appropriately applies to that other stool softener/adult beverage known as Schlitz. Does the "Malt Liquor Bull" ring any bells? Or maybe it was simply an unfamiliarity with barnyard animals. Colt/Bull? Who's counting? And who says we haven't been pumping out hovercrafts? How would you know? Ever wonder why it takes so damn long to get anything from me? Plus, I'm not supposed to talk about it... In the words of the late Fred G., "How would you like one (or five) across yo' lip?".

The Mayor of Drunkingham said...

This is why you're the boss, and I am but a minion of your cause. I just didn't seem to be as on my game at 4:34 in the morning as I usually am.