Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Time to make the donuts...

As it turns out, traveling with The Boss was a little more difficult than I expected. Every minute of every day he was slapping fork fulls of cake out of my hand, reminding me to stay hydrated or telling me that I needed to take the stairs as opposed to the elevator. "Remember, you're on my team now. As such you have to act like a responsible representative of the brand."
It might be time for me to renegotiate my contract.

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